Saturday, June 14, 2008

How to Consistently Generate Zero Traffic to Your Website Day After Day

How to Consistently Generate Zero Traffic to Your Website Day After Day
So you have a website and now you you're trying to think of
way to get visitors there and to make some money with the
site. You've got a great product, great service, great
guarantee, and a great price that you're hoping visitors
will take advantage of when they land on your sales page,
but you just want people to find your site all by
themselves because, heck, you've already done so much work
to get to this point! You're tired and need a break.

Well, let me tell about six fantastic ways to make
absolutely, positively sure that you never receive any
traffic to your site! These are some of the best ways to
not get traffic to your site, so listen up!

First, don't even think about incorporating any type of
search engine optimization into your site. Don't worry
about keywords or tags or page titles. Don't worry about
any of that nonsense.

Second, don't stop for even one second to consider the
targeted traffic generating effects of article marketing. I
mean, you probably don't want any actually buyers to come
to your page that may be specifically looking for what
you're offering. It's probably just best to stick with
"window shoppers", huh?

Third, never in a million years try to establish yourself
as an expert in your niche. You really want to take
advantage of every opportunity to not share any of the
information that you know about your particular niche.

Fourth, absolutely never network with any other people in
your niche to take advantage of their expertise in
marketing or their expertise about the type of product that
you are trying to sell.

Fifth, you probably haven't given much thought to building
a list of potential buyers or existing buyers, so don't
think about it now! That's probably more hassle than it's
worth and would just waste a lot of time anyway.

Finally, stay away from online forums that are exclusively
about your niche. I mean, at this point, you probably know
all there is to know about your niche, so you know about
all of the problems that people interested in your niche
have and you have all of the answers for them. They just
need to find your site and all of their problems will be
solved. That's simple enough, huh?

All that you have to do to consistently get zero traffic
and, ultimately, zero sales is follow the simple
step-by-step guide I outlined above. Really, all your work
is done. All that you have to do now is sit back and brag
that you have a website and a product that's just sitting
out in cyberspace, collecting dust. You have now arrived!


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